See here for a very interesting take on the Je suis Charlie nonsense. My chief complaint to-day is that I am eating a Christmass cake my mother bought from Sainsbury's that is one inch thick and smothered with icing, in deceptive packaging that made it look bigger, and they didn't even bother to call it Christmass cake - "winter woodland" seemed to suffice. I'm sure the Marxist authors of Charlie Hebdo would call me for everything for raising that benign complaint. What would be the charge? Probably incitement to religious hatred.